do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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