He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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