Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Life is so much better after having sex.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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