3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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