I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
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