I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Randomize
