If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Why is your signature on my underwear?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
My feet surprised me
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