I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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