dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
we're so committed to being not committed
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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