So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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