So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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