I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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