normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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