I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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