we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
if only i could text you this smell
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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