There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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