WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
