would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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