Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Randomize
