People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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