Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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