Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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