do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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