Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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