i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
