I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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