If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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