hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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