hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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