No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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