Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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