He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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