yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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