On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
