Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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