U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
