you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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