How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
