maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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