Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
The beer is more important than you right now.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
My vagina just clenched in fear
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
