I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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