I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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