are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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