I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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