Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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