Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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