He told me they were just razor bumps!
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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