There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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