i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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