is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
i now understand why vodka
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
