im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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