She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
The beer is more important than you right now.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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