So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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