Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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