Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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