Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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