i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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