No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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